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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:00 am

Because it started two years ago.

How the fuck you bring being "Woke" into it is odd. Actualy it's not odd, You're odd.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:53 am

It has been calamitous, I can't disagree, but they started pulling two years ago. At some point you're not going to have enough people there to keep control.
Exactly this. It was that yellow twat who pulled the plug to start the process, but fuck me Biden really should have seen what would happen if he pulled them all , especially as the Taliban were making so many advances in recent months.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:22 am

Whoops. A Tory minister has mixed up Rashford with a black rugby player.

Won't go down well.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Sep 09, 2021 4:26 am

:dabe:

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Sep 10, 2021 1:40 pm

Biden just made vaccinations mandatory. Won’t be long too we follow suit.

Goodbye freedom and personal choice, put this in your body or else.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:50 pm

I'm really starting to despise this horrible old cunt. Listen to the way he puts this, the words he uses, the implications.


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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:15 am

Not feeling the same annoyance, in fact cant see much wrong with what he is saying

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Re: The news thread

Postby legitimate first » Sun Sep 12, 2021 12:10 am

yep, nothing wrong with that

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:38 am

If the Trumper had said 'I'm going to use my power to remove those who disagree with me' I wonder what the reaction would have been.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:13 am

McGregor is such a knob.


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Re: The news thread

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Thu Sep 16, 2021 2:15 pm

Norm Macdonald has died to cancer at 61 :icon_sad:

Two great comedians gone to cancer in the space of two months ffs.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Sep 16, 2021 5:00 pm

I had a half hour show of Norm on Channel Four when I was about fourteen. Watched it loads. Never saw him again until a few years ago, and was surprised to see he was pretty big in comedy over there. He'd passed me by completely.

I was really surprised how sad I was about Sean Lock though. I was a big fan of his, but didn't think I'd be that sad about his death.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:48 pm

Jimmy Greaves dead. Surprised he lasted longer than Ian St John tbh.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:05 pm

Not surprised they can't spell.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:09 pm

Morans.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Sep 19, 2021 11:12 pm

Oh no. Boycie is dead now as well.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Sep 20, 2021 1:00 am

Just saw that. Sad news.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:19 am

Anyone noticing empty shelves again yet? Listening to the radio this morning, it sounded like the end of civilisation was on its way. Fuel prices about to sky rocket and run out. I didn't know carbon monoxide was in short supply and was used in so much.

Wasn't too bad in the supermarket this morning, but as predicted, the meat section had plenty of gaps on the shelves, and the beg was low.

I work about ten miles away from where I live, and the people that live round there said it was a lot worse. No chicken on the shelves at all etc....

What a couple of years.

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Re: The news thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Sep 22, 2021 4:50 am

The bbc and media will make it worse.

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Re: The news thread

Postby Lap » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:23 am

Cant you eat cake


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