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The official ebola thread

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:36 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.

I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:41 pm
by Macho Man Randy Savage
You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:48 pm
by VAN HALEN
Well at least the Ebola will cure your AIDS.

If I still smoked I'd take your Morrissey tickets to use as roach material :icon_thumbsup: I'd smear them in steak and bacon first obviously :icon_thumbsup: :icon_thumbsup: :icon_thumbsup:

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:04 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:
Yeah. I think it's time.

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:00 pm
by spy


Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?
You could do the world a favour and pass the ebola on to him as well.

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:04 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
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RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:19 pm
by Macho Man Randy Savage
You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:
Yeah. I think it's time.
Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he :DavenRich:

You're still alive you stupid goat :wave:

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:54 pm
by Senior Rafa
I read this thread at work last night and was pissing myself and the boss came over read it and said "Glyn your mates have issues". But still laughed.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Then I showed him the name of the Morrisey thread and he was still laughing when he went home.

My boss FTW>

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:34 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:
Yeah. I think it's time.
Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he :DavenRich:

You're still alive you stupid goat :wave:
I'm fading fast Mark. So many things I wanted to do :icon_sad:

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:49 am
by darkvoid
Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.

I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?
You do realise that if you shove sharp objects up your arse there is a good chance it'll bleed. So in your case a bleeding rectum does really mean signs of the edola virus taking hold

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:53 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I don't remember mentioning my bleeding anus, so good bloody guess there Void.

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:04 am
by darkvoid
Well like you were worried you had ebola...

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:07 pm
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
:icon_sad:

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:52 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
It's found it's way to America and Spain then :scared:

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:52 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
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RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:50 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
It's made it to Glasgow :scared:

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:47 am
by Damie Karras
Good

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:49 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
I meant Dublin.

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:31 am
by Damie Karras
Fuck the jocks
Vile breed of man altogether

RE: The official ebola thread

Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:37 am
by Van Halen are Fucking Pump
Half of my family is Scottish.

And I mean half. My mum and then the rest.