The official ebola thread
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Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.
I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.
Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?
I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.
Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?
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You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel 

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Well at least the Ebola will cure your AIDS.
If I still smoked I'd take your Morrissey tickets to use as roach material
I'd smear them in steak and bacon first obviously

If I still smoked I'd take your Morrissey tickets to use as roach material




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Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel![]()
Yeah. I think it's time.
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Jimmy Savile wrote:
Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?
You could do the world a favour and pass the ebola on to him as well.
Did I watch the match last night? I was there mate.
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Jimmy Savile wrote:Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel![]()
Yeah. I think it's time.
Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he

You're still alive you stupid goat

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I read this thread at work last night and was pissing myself and the boss came over read it and said "Glyn your mates have issues". But still laughed.
Then I showed him the name of the Morrisey thread and he was still laughing when he went home.
My boss FTW>





Then I showed him the name of the Morrisey thread and he was still laughing when he went home.
My boss FTW>
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Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:Jimmy Savile wrote:Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel![]()
Yeah. I think it's time.
Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he![]()
You're still alive you stupid goat![]()
I'm fading fast Mark. So many things I wanted to do

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Jimmy Savile wrote:Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.
I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.
Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?
You do realise that if you shove sharp objects up your arse there is a good chance it'll bleed. So in your case a bleeding rectum does really mean signs of the edola virus taking hold
Brendan, the end is nigh 

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I don't remember mentioning my bleeding anus, so good bloody guess there Void.
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It's found it's way to America and Spain then 

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It's made it to Glasgow 

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I meant Dublin.
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Fuck the jocks
Vile breed of man altogether
Vile breed of man altogether
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Half of my family is Scottish.
And I mean half. My mum and then the rest.
And I mean half. My mum and then the rest.
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