The official ebola thread

[Oh Dear]

Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.

I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel

[L8rb@se]

Well at least the Ebola will cure your AIDS.

If I still smoked I'd take your Morrissey tickets to use as roach material I'd smear them in steak and bacon first obviously

[Oh Dear]

You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel

Yeah. I think it's time.

[spy]

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?

You could do the world a favour and pass the ebola on to him as well.

[Oh Dear]

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel

Yeah. I think it's time.

Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he

You're still alive you stupid goat

[Tyrion Lannister]

I read this thread at work last night and was pissing myself and the boss came over read it and said "Glyn your mates have issues". But still laughed.



Then I showed him the name of the Morrisey thread and he was still laughing when he went home.

My boss FTW>

[Oh Dear]

You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel

Yeah. I think it's time.

Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he

You're still alive you stupid goat

I'm fading fast Mark. So many things I wanted to do

[darkvoid]

Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.

I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?

You do realise that if you shove sharp objects up your arse there is a good chance it'll bleed. So in your case a bleeding rectum does really mean signs of the edola virus taking hold

[Oh Dear]

I don't remember mentioning my bleeding anus, so good bloody guess there Void.

[darkvoid]

Well like you were worried you had ebola...

[Oh Dear]

[Oh Dear]

It's found it's way to America and Spain then

[Oh Dear]

[Oh Dear]

It's made it to Glasgow

[Damie Karras]

Good

[Oh Dear]

I meant Dublin.

[Damie Karras]

Fuck the jocks
Vile breed of man altogether

[Oh Dear]

Half of my family is Scottish.

And I mean half. My mum and then the rest.