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The official ebola thread

Postby Oh Dear » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:36 pm

Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.

I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?
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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:41 pm

You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:

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Postby L8rb@se » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:48 pm

Well at least the Ebola will cure your AIDS.

If I still smoked I'd take your Morrissey tickets to use as roach material :icon_thumbsup: I'd smear them in steak and bacon first obviously :icon_thumbsup: :icon_thumbsup: :icon_thumbsup:

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Postby Oh Dear » Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:04 pm

Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:


Yeah. I think it's time.

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Postby spy » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:00 pm

Jimmy Savile wrote:

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?


You could do the world a favour and pass the ebola on to him as well.
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Postby Oh Dear » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:04 pm

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:19 pm

Jimmy Savile wrote:
Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:


Yeah. I think it's time.


Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he :DavenRich:

You're still alive you stupid goat :wave:

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Postby Tyrion Lannister » Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:54 pm

I read this thread at work last night and was pissing myself and the boss came over read it and said "Glyn your mates have issues". But still laughed.

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Then I showed him the name of the Morrisey thread and he was still laughing when he went home.

My boss FTW>
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Postby Oh Dear » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:34 am

Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:
Jimmy Savile wrote:
Macho Man Randy Savage wrote:You better tell Simon you love him as more than a friend asap. Tell him how you really feel :dave:


Yeah. I think it's time.


Well what did he say? He went in dry didn't he :DavenRich:

You're still alive you stupid goat :wave:


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Postby darkvoid » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:49 am

Jimmy Savile wrote:Woken up with a cold this morning. It must be ebola. I would say it's been nice knowing you, but you're a bunch of cunts.

I will keep you updated of my painful last hours.

Does anyone want my Morrissey tickets?


You do realise that if you shove sharp objects up your arse there is a good chance it'll bleed. So in your case a bleeding rectum does really mean signs of the edola virus taking hold
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Postby Oh Dear » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:53 am

I don't remember mentioning my bleeding anus, so good bloody guess there Void.

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RE: The official ebola thread

Postby darkvoid » Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:04 am

Well like you were worried you had ebola...
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Postby Oh Dear » Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:07 pm

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Postby Oh Dear » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:52 am

It's found it's way to America and Spain then :scared:

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Postby Oh Dear » Sat Oct 11, 2014 3:52 am

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RE: The official ebola thread

Postby Oh Dear » Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:50 am

It's made it to Glasgow :scared:

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:47 am

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Postby Oh Dear » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:49 am

I meant Dublin.

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:31 am

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RE: The official ebola thread

Postby Oh Dear » Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:37 am

Half of my family is Scottish.

And I mean half. My mum and then the rest.


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