4thelulz

Has the fear kicked in yet ?

No, just the relentless sadness of the coming months.

Dave you seem to be going full on goth l8ly.

Really?

Yes. Drinking yourself to death and shit. Sort yourself out man x

just booked this years holiday and I’m absolutely buzzing

only €510 each hotel and flights
And the hotel?

Saturday

An entire hotel of Hooters?

I've barely left Kent this year.

Tits

Good value that . Who’d you book with?
I’ve got a er biggish Birthday next year so the Mrs wants to take me somewhere state side

Expedia

You're taking your wife to a Hooters hotel?

Don’t plan on staying in the hotel much tbf

Why would you leave?

To do stuff

We arrived late last night, like 1am Vegas time, it’s a LOT of traveling to get here (7hrs to Boston, 6.5 to Vegas)
We had some sleep on the plane but it’s not proper sleep

Anyway it’s 6am and the Mrs is dead to world so I go out for a wonder...

There’s people still playing tables in the lobby, pissed, probably chasing money they lost

I walk towards to strip to get some breakfast... every corner has prossies... STUNNING FUCKING PROSSIES!! Black girls trying it on, Hispanic girls, white girls...

I’ve been to Amsterdam and it’s a bit ropey but these chics are like fucking JLo

I don't like J Lo.

I've been to Vegas, yeah it's a mental place, you will love it you deviant

I don't like J Lo.

Wtf