I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants

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I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:53 pm

I'm totally not ill or anything at thhe moment, but..

I was laying in bed this morning and my bum bum launched a surprise water cannon attack on me though. I tried to save them. We'd been together since Marks and Sparks had a sale on. why is it that god allows bastards with Calvin Klien pants on show to the world survive, but the decent grundies die young?

RIP in peace you black button up standard pair of boxer shorts.
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Postby VAN HALEN » Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:16 am

You shit in the only pairs of pants you own that aren't pebbledashed Primark Y-fronts :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:


You shit your pants :icon_lol: :icon_lol:



In bed :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Have a one star rating :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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Postby Damie Karras » Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:03 am

I'd be more worried about the anal piss seeping through to the bed linen and the mattress tbh

I'd have fucked the mattress out the window on fire


Sounds like you were pissed too :rollol:

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Postby darkvoid » Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:42 am

did we actually need to know all this :shakey: :shakey:

there is somethings that we just shouldn`t know don`t you think :icon_thumbdown:

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Postby Lap » Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:11 am

Oh dear ...erm Oh dear

Can i be the first to not go down the materialistic route and enquire as to how you are feeling ?














TOILET TRUNKS :neutralol:

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Postby Damie Karras » Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:05 am

Was there any solid bits?

A few rice size speckles maybe?

What colour was the water?

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:40 am

No solids at all. I've eaten nothing all day, and now I can't sleep.

I feel awful tbf.

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Postby darkvoid » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:29 am

No solids at all. I've eaten nothing all day, and now I can't sleep.

I feel awful tbf.
jesus get your act together man, they`re only a pair of boxers, its not worth losing sleep over :hmmlol: :hmmlol:

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Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:34 pm

Stop being cruel it's not fair on him

































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Postby darkvoid » Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:52 am

Stop being cruel it's not fair on him

































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if i was oh dear, i`d be shitting myself about the thought of going to sleep tonight :hmmlol: :hmmlol: :hmmlol: :hmmlol: :hmmlol: :hmmlol: :hmmlol: :hmmlol:

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Postby Lap » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:27 am

Seem to have got your bug OD pukes n shits all day.

Feel wretched but at least no collateral damage or losses to friendly fire yet.

30km drive home may not be good though.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:03 am

It's awful.

I can sense a few stops on the hard shoulder on your drive though.

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Postby Damie Karras » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:35 am

Theres nothing worse than driving when a watery poo comes on you all of a sudden
It's a cunt to drive and hold it in at the same time and the closer you get to home the worse it gets :iconuhohshakeylp0:

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Postby Lap » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:24 pm

Today, i too am in mourning for a special pair of kecks.
It nearly wiped out me trousers also- but the seppage stains on them should disappear with a boil wash.
Such was the ferocity of the attack, i was forced to take a shower as it was impossible to get the boxers off without some of the offendiing matter transferring onto my legs.

Primark socks did not survive either.

Jesus it stank.

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Postby darkvoid » Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:06 am

should`t have been jeering you oh dear
i`m after getting a dose of that fuckin flu :icon_frown:
the poo is starting to soften and starting to get a bit worried that i might have a bit of seepage tonight :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface:

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Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:32 pm

CK tbf

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Re: I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:20 pm

Se. No Primark for me :icon_proud:


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