I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
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I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
I'm totally not ill or anything at thhe moment, but..
I was laying in bed this morning and my bum bum launched a surprise water cannon attack on me though. I tried to save them. We'd been together since Marks and Sparks had a sale on. why is it that god allows bastards with Calvin Klien pants on show to the world survive, but the decent grundies die young?
RIP in peace you black button up standard pair of boxer shorts.
I was laying in bed this morning and my bum bum launched a surprise water cannon attack on me though. I tried to save them. We'd been together since Marks and Sparks had a sale on. why is it that god allows bastards with Calvin Klien pants on show to the world survive, but the decent grundies die young?
RIP in peace you black button up standard pair of boxer shorts.
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RE: I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
You shit in the only pairs of pants you own that aren't pebbledashed Primark Y-fronts
You shit your pants
In bed
Have a one star rating
You shit your pants
In bed
Have a one star rating
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I'd be more worried about the anal piss seeping through to the bed linen and the mattress tbh
I'd have fucked the mattress out the window on fire
Sounds like you were pissed too
I'd have fucked the mattress out the window on fire
Sounds like you were pissed too
RE: I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
did we actually need to know all this
there is somethings that we just shouldn`t know don`t you think
there is somethings that we just shouldn`t know don`t you think
RE: I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
Oh dear ...erm Oh dear
Can i be the first to not go down the materialistic route and enquire as to how you are feeling ?
TOILET TRUNKS
Can i be the first to not go down the materialistic route and enquire as to how you are feeling ?
TOILET TRUNKS
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RE: I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
Was there any solid bits?
A few rice size speckles maybe?
What colour was the water?
A few rice size speckles maybe?
What colour was the water?
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No solids at all. I've eaten nothing all day, and now I can't sleep.
I feel awful tbf.
I feel awful tbf.
RE: I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
jesus get your act together man, they`re only a pair of boxers, its not worth losing sleep overNo solids at all. I've eaten nothing all day, and now I can't sleep.
I feel awful tbf.
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RE: I lost a pair of pants last night. Good pants
Stop being cruel it's not fair on him
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if i was oh dear, i`d be shitting myself about the thought of going to sleep tonightStop being cruel it's not fair on him
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Seem to have got your bug OD pukes n shits all day.
Feel wretched but at least no collateral damage or losses to friendly fire yet.
30km drive home may not be good though.
Feel wretched but at least no collateral damage or losses to friendly fire yet.
30km drive home may not be good though.
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It's awful.
I can sense a few stops on the hard shoulder on your drive though.
I can sense a few stops on the hard shoulder on your drive though.
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Theres nothing worse than driving when a watery poo comes on you all of a sudden
It's a cunt to drive and hold it in at the same time and the closer you get to home the worse it gets
It's a cunt to drive and hold it in at the same time and the closer you get to home the worse it gets
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Today, i too am in mourning for a special pair of kecks.
It nearly wiped out me trousers also- but the seppage stains on them should disappear with a boil wash.
Such was the ferocity of the attack, i was forced to take a shower as it was impossible to get the boxers off without some of the offendiing matter transferring onto my legs.
Primark socks did not survive either.
Jesus it stank.
It nearly wiped out me trousers also- but the seppage stains on them should disappear with a boil wash.
Such was the ferocity of the attack, i was forced to take a shower as it was impossible to get the boxers off without some of the offendiing matter transferring onto my legs.
Primark socks did not survive either.
Jesus it stank.
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should`t have been jeering you oh dear
i`m after getting a dose of that fuckin flu
the poo is starting to soften and starting to get a bit worried that i might have a bit of seepage tonight
i`m after getting a dose of that fuckin flu
the poo is starting to soften and starting to get a bit worried that i might have a bit of seepage tonight
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CK tbf
BUMMMMP
BUMMMMP
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Se. No Primark for me
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