Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

[spy]

That sounds a bit grim. Unless there was a charity angle to it that I had committed to, I'd be really tempted to fuck it off.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

There's four of us doing it, and I think we've all had that thought. We know we have done anywhere near enough training for it. Just getting back from Brighton the next day is going to be tough.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Fuck.

[Damie Karras]

Stop
I'm still pissed

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I don't want to go to work. I want to go to sleep.

[VAN HALEN]

I'm having a lie in. When I feel like it I'll go do a couple of small errands, then I'm off to the pub.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I don't know if I feel really terrible or not.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Turns out I feel bad. Really, really bad.

[VAN HALEN]

Get some Stella down your neck, that'll sort you right out I reckon.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Just helped move a load of boxes in the warehouse. Broke out into an enormous sweat, and had to sit down.

[VAN HALEN]

All that cycling's doing you good then.

Speaking of which, I'm off for a run

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

The cycling is going fine. It's the four days of drinking that has caused this. Why do I do it?

[VAN HALEN]

Because it seems like a good idea at the time.

You seem to get a lot worse hangovers than me.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

It's because I can knock back eight to ten cans of Stella. Too much of something pretty strong. My hangovers are dreadful.

[VAN HALEN]

It's a ridiculous thing to suggest I know as when you're in the mood you're in the mood, but have you ever tried pacing yourself?

I absolutely have to with whisky. I could knock it back so easy but naturally that would be bad so I pace it out and savour it and it doesn't doo much damage.

Beer I just can't neck that fast, I hate that feeling of loads of fluid sloshing around in my belly (LOL SPUNK ITS SPUNK IN YOUR BELLY LOL)

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Have you ever considered that it's actually lots of mens jizz sloshing around in your belly, you filthy queer?

I don't always drink that fast, but for the last couple of years I've been drinking all day most weekends. Start drinking around two, and in bed by eleven.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Thank fuck that days over. I was avoiding people all day, so I wouldn't have to slur my words at them. Going to take the bike out for a couple of hours soon, otherwise I reckon I'll still be feeling shit tomorrow.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Feel much better after that. And to think I was going to get a couple of cans and a takeaway instead.

[Damie Karras]

Wet the new Kings head?

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

A pre emptive post in here as I'm off to the pub with a chum at elevenish, and I'm hungover from yesterday. Got to cover someone elses work tomorrow as well. It's going to be great.