Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

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Postby Damie Karras » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:52 am

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Lap » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:16 am

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

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Don't we know

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby spy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:06 pm

Was it Simon?
Did I watch the match last night? I was there mate.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:19 pm

I've only gone and done it again :icon_surprised:

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:59 pm

Same
Gonna stop off for a brekkie roll before I start

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:17 pm

I'm nowhere near as bad as I was last week. Boss isn't in yet either, so it feels alright so far. Can't wait to get into bed tonight though.

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:18 pm

Never again :icon_cry:

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Mar 04, 2013 6:54 pm

I'm alright now that I'm up and about

Had a few pints of Tuborg yesterday
Horrible shite

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:24 pm

It is.

I must have sunk around 35 pints over the last four days. Don't feel too bad all things considered, but I still hate myself. I nearly got the bike out yesterday, as the weather was alright, but I had about seven pints of Stella instead.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:33 pm

i've got the worst hangover in the history of existence
Just threw up :AC9:

Haven't done that in a while
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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:03 am

I still feel utterly terrible.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:09 am

That's spirits for you. A stronger poison.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:25 am

Me and a mate did a bottle of scotch between us after about five Guinness at the pub :icon_uhoh:

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:58 pm

Feeling like shit this morning. Had to walk three miles to pick the car up as well. Was drinking till about nine last night, must have had around ten pints throughout the day. Broke up a fight between two women before I left as well.

And I'm going out tomorrow night.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:45 pm

I bet you tried to cop a feel you dirty dirty bastard.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:02 pm

I sort of had before it started :icon_surprised:

Some right old pissed woman I've seen in there before. Keeps going on about her son in the army. She threatens to hit people, but she doesn't mean it, she's just off her tits. Then there was the good looking foreign barmaid who was drinking with me and another bloke at the bar. She didn't like being threatened. I thought they were going to claw each others eyes out. She was out of order if you ask me, as the other woman was smashed. She was tipsy too, which is why she started. Normally I'd leave them to it as girls sometimes rip each others clothes off when they fight, but I didn't want to see the old womans knockers.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:05 pm

Yes you did.

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RE: Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:18 pm

Well alright, I did, but that didn't stop me being brave and throwing myself inbetween them and rubbing my self up against them.


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