Oh Dears Monday morning hangover and crying thread

[Damie Karras]

I feel like a boiled shite

[Damie Karras]

I'm soo bad today

Lucky enough it's a bank holiday

I've shit about 15 times, need to vomit too. I'm too tired to move but not tired enough to sleep.

I wish the ground would swallow me up tbh

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Was it your stag do then?

[Damie Karras]

Yes
Great weekend tbh

Suffering bad now

I should probably get more booze now

[Damie Karras]

Yeah still the same

Covering of snow here I'd love to crawl back into bed

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Two day hangovers?

Get them every weekend.

[Damie Karras]

I need a good solid shit and a wank and then I think I might be better

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Back to work after five days of drinking

[Damie Karras]

I had no drink yesterday and rolled over when the alarm went off this morning

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I might just top myself to end the agony.

[VAN HALEN]

I didn't drink yesterday either, thought I better give my liver a rest after all my whisky adventures. Off work this week too, had a spring clean, lovely

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

So you've taken half term off

[Damie Karras]

Holy Week
He's such a god botherer

[VAN HALEN]

*Bites*

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Sank about ten cans over the course of the day there yesterday

[spy]

I didn't drink yesterday either, thought I better give my liver a rest after all my whisky adventures. Off work this week too, had a spring clean, lovely

Did you mean to post this on mumsnet?

[Damie Karras]

One of those days today lads

Mix up with a client over colours looks like I'm about to take a massive hit on the chin

I could savage some booze right now

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Yeah, didn't have a good one myself. One of the blokes at work has sold three server cabinets, that aren't fit for purpose. Not really our fault that one, but it's still going to cost us at around £500, and the other one didn't bother to take a credit card from someone for £400, and now that company has gone bust three weeks later. I reckon that'll be my fault some how. Boss isn't back until next Wednesday, so I'll probably have won the lottery by then, so it won;t be a problem.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Christ.

[VAN HALEN]

I'm quite hungover today. Thankfully no work so I can be very lazy

Quite a surreal day in London actually, good fun though