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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:44 am

Alec seemed such a good old stick.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:22 am

That scene is so magical compared to the tripe served up these days. Just that line, 'Vader was seduced by the dark side of the force' - so full of intrigue and menace.

The first time you hear that stuff about the Force, Vader, clone wars etc it's so full of promise and mystery and possibility. As a kid it was mesmerising. Now we get what. Mum jokes and leia flying in space. Fuck off.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:57 am

The prequels don’t seem so bad now, the cgi may be shite and the dialogue poor but the anakin/obi wan character building are actually really good

An Obi Wan movie with the 2 McGregors would be great, we know Disney can do a good Star Wars (Rogue One) so why not...

A Rian Johnson cattle kids trilogy will be shite

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:26 am

That's Rick Ashley mate.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:53 am

Still pissed off by the last jedi tbh.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:49 pm

There's no way the next film can fix what they've done.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:34 am

I think the last one can still save it but it's a big ask. I just don't get how he didn't know he was making so many poor decisions. I really think he either doesn't understand Star Wars or he's just an arrogant twat who thought he could just wing it :picardfacepalm:

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:38 am

No sign of a Solo trailer or even teaser with just 4 months to go

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:43 am

I think the last one can still save it but it's a big ask. I just don't get how he didn't know he was making so many poor decisions. I really think he either doesn't understand Star Wars or he's just an arrogant twat who thought he could just wing it :picardfacepalm:
I can't believe they didn't have a story arc for the three films though. It's shocking.

Fuck the Solo film. I'll watch it, but I'll be in no rush.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:16 am

yep, no arguments here. Rian Johnson has been given a whole trilogy, Disney announced that before Last Jedi same out, I wonder if they regret it.

I actually suspect that given some time to reflect he could still do a good Star Wars film but right now Disney must be wishing they'd just given the lot to Abrams.

Yeah fuck that Solo movie, fuck it so so hard.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:00 am

I don' know if this has been covered. I may have done it myself, but Mark Kermode loved this film.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:12 am

So did Kevin Smith.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:34 am

Well exactly Rich.

Two people you thought you could trust.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:39 am

The weird thing is, I get why some people like it. i just don't get why people like Kermode and Smith pretend to like it. It's not a good standalone film and it has damaged Star Wars as a whole. Disney had made a half decent start with TFA and Rogue One. Neither perfect but both entertaining and getting us hyped for the future. Then this turd dropped in our mouths.

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Let's go chromedome.

Rebel scum.

Luke milking creature tits and smacking his lips like a nonce in a playground :icon_uhoh: :icon_uhoh: :icon_uhoh:

Throne room set looked utter dog eggs, snoke was jus a shit cartoon force gollum, those red guards looked shit and that whole fight is really not that good

Rian Johnson trying to defend various things on social media is cringeworthy and all the more damning

He surely must get pulled from that planned trilogy; if they let him continue after this farce they will look ridiculous.

At least we have Solo to look forward to :picardfacepalm:

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:58 am

The trailer is on Good Morning America on Monday, so Monday afternoon for us

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:11 am

I feel prejudiced against it already :icon_lol:

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:04 pm

They've killed it.

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