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Mark Kermode gives it a great review
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I can't stop being annoyed about this film. I don't really blame Rian Johnson, he's a good director and although he's credited as a writer as well we all know Disney pulls the strings. They seemed more interested in crowbarring in shit jokes, unnecessary plot lines and making up diversity quotas than actually telling a worthwhile Star Wars episode. What was the point of the whole film? Rey and Ren developed a little bit. Just a little bit. And the rest was basically bollocks.
So what's next from Star Wars? A Han Solo film that no one wants or cares about.
I watched a video on YouTube and the ad before it was for razor blades with star wars on the packaging.
I watched a video on YouTube and the ad before it was for razor blades with star wars on the packaging.
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They've ruined Winterval.
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I really don't understand how they could have made so many poor decisions. Colin Trevorrow must be thanking his lucky stars he got out of doing the last one now.
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George Lucas is probably lolling hard too. Oh wait it's shite so he probably loves it.
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I saw something on the internet which I missed during the film.
Apparently
Apparently
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Also, I'm calling it now:
Episode IV: Children of the Force.
Episode IV: Children of the Force.
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They've killed it Rich.
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I need to see it again but I’m very disappointed in it. It’s left the story all over the place.
Why not kill Leia when they could?
Why not have Kylo kill Luke akin to Vader and obi wan in battle than have a stupid ghost fight only for him to float off into the wind dead anyway?
Bb8 doesn’t half get around in this movie
The Asian girl was awful, the porgs served no purpose at all.
Snoke, billed as the big bad all seeing super bad whose been pulling the strings in the background for the whole saga just killed off like that
The lightsaber breaking in half
I need to see it again but I’m very disappointed in it. It’s left the story all over the place.
Why not kill Leia when they could?
Why not have Kylo kill Luke akin to Vader and obi wan in battle than have a stupid ghost fight only for him to float off into the wind dead anyway?
Bb8 doesn’t half get around in this movie
The Asian girl was awful, the porgs served no purpose at all.
Snoke, billed as the big bad all seeing super bad whose been pulling the strings in the background for the whole saga just killed off like that
The lightsaber breaking in half
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They've killed it four our generation Keith.
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Not sure if you're talking in terms of impact but I think he did all that to buy the resistance time. I imagine force ghosting that hard from another planet drained him, hence him dying.Just back
I need to see it again but I’m very disappointed in it. It’s left the story all over the place.
Why not kill Leia when they could?
Why not have Kylo kill Luke akin to Vader and obi wan in battle than have a stupid ghost fight only for him to float off into the wind dead anyway?
Bb8 doesn’t half get around in this movie
The Asian girl was awful, the porgs served no purpose at all.
Snoke, billed as the big bad all seeing super bad whose been pulling the strings in the background for the whole saga just killed off like that
The lightsaber breaking in half
Agree with the rest though but I came out enjoying it tbh and I'm reading a lot of negativity about it but it's not changed my opinion of it, I enjoyed it. Not as hardcore as you lot though.
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I think a lot of the negativity comes from super fanboys who had invested a lot in certain theories which all turned out to be bollocks.
I would say after the first third of the film it improved and as a film it was perfectly entertaining but as a Star Wars film it missed the mark. I guess it sort of had to be a bit different as they can't just keep regurgitating the same old Star Wars tropes endlessly. They have to make it their own at some point. I sort of suspect a second viewing will improve my opinion. I hope so anyway.
I would say after the first third of the film it improved and as a film it was perfectly entertaining but as a Star Wars film it missed the mark. I guess it sort of had to be a bit different as they can't just keep regurgitating the same old Star Wars tropes endlessly. They have to make it their own at some point. I sort of suspect a second viewing will improve my opinion. I hope so anyway.
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Also I just saw a picture of that Maz Kanata (the orange alien thing with the goggles) and she looks like she might be the same species as Snoke. She knows stuff about the force as well. I bet they used to be married or some shit then he turned evil and started the First order while she stayed at the pub flicking her bean to some Wookiee porn.
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The real winner is Steve jobs for being the one who invented Force FaceTime
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God this film is bad.
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"It's finally here; the cinematic equivalent of Homer Simpson's makeup shotgun!"
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I'm still angry about this.
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Get this down ye
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