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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:04 am

Just had a random thought regarding episode IX - Ashoka to return, join with Rey, and they both bring Ben Solo back and the all form a new gray Jedi order. You heard it here first *tnk*

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:31 am

OK mate.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:18 am

It's just a bit of fun m8.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:24 am

Have they cast any new characters yet?

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:10 am

Only rumours like Billy dee Williams and some Knights of ren or some shit, I'm not sure tbh

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:39 am

They’re bringing Lando back? Impregnate BB8 this time?

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:45 am

Yeah exactly. Star Wars has been infected by goddamn cucks.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:52 am

See what you guys think of this then.


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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:53 am

Shame though as Solo is meant to be pretty good.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:57 am

I only saw a moody copy and thought it was alright. Ron Howard did a very good job considering everything.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:58 am

See what you guys think of this then.

Pretty damning.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:31 am

Well

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:39 am

Indeed.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:43 am

I also suspect he has plagiarised Battlestar Galactica. The opening top down shot through the space fleet is a direct rip from BSG and the general space chase plot of the film reminds me of this episode

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_(Bat ... Galactica)

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:57 am

Oh without a doubt he hit Battlestar. We were even talking about in in the office, so if we know, everyone knows.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:15 am

So, how do we feel about the prequel movies now?

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Anakin castings and ropey cgi aside I prefer them :shant:

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:27 am

They didn't make me h8 Star Wars so they're relatively ok now. At least they were Star Wars and not the wank sock of some round headed little fuck.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:42 am

Looking back now the Emperor was such a great character, and the whole build up over the 6 movies was great. The way he manipulated good people was what drove the story.

Then we were told “actually Snoke was really the driving force in the background” which was fine if they built a narrative out of it.
Turns out he was just an evil Steve Jobs promoting FaceTime in space

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Le Cut Inside Mane » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:24 pm

Billy Dee Williams reprising role as Lando

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat- ... xi-1125818


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