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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:33 pm

I can't be arsed with Rebels generally but I watched a summary of that episode on YouTube and it is a bold, but probably pretty shit overall, thing they're doing there.

I suspect it may be a away to bring palpatine back as well - that blue mist stuff looks exactly like the same stuff we saw in the hole that Vader chucks him down at the end of rotj so I bet they make it so he fell into a portal or some shite.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Feb 28, 2018 6:09 pm

Now that time travel is canon maybe they can find away to cancel the Last Jedi and start that mess again with a better writer who isn't a cunt.

Ah fuck Star Wars :Dave'sarseholeafteraFridaynight:

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:23 pm

What actually happens in this cartoon then?

Time travel sounds like a terrible idea.

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Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:24 pm

They find some old sealed Jedi temple and that Ezra Bridger (Jedi in training or whatever) gets in first and goes through a portal which allows him to see through a different portal to when ahsoka is fighting Vader, and just before vader kills her Ezra grabs her and pulls her through to safety. They go to another portal where more recently Ezra's master died sacrificing himself, and Ezra wants to save him too but ahsoka talks him out of it. Then the emperor shows up at another portal because he knows this place will give him the power to change time, and he tries to kill Ezra and ahsoka with this blue mist stuff that looks like the stuff that was released when he died in rotj, hence my above theory. Anyway they escape and seal the temple again but the point is time travel is now canon in star wars. You are right that sounds like a terrible idea.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:11 pm

What are they doing?

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:18 pm

Ruining star wars even further.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:24 pm

I know it was never going to be perfect, but fuck me. I suppose I can forgive a cartoon though. I won't be watching it for a start.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:10 am

Deary me :picard:

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:36 am


“Answers the questions about the force that TLJ asked” apparently :icon_rolleyes: :wave: :hmm: :picardfacepalm:
What were you/they referring to with this? The other dimension/time travel stuff? Are they saying Luke used that to astral travel? Or something else?

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:39 am

I can't see how time travel would match in with The Last Jedi. Was that the very last episode of it? I might give it a watch then just to see what I think.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:43 am

Nah the three final episodes air Monday or Tuesday back to back I think.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:46 am

Oh yeah I forgot to mention
Its not just backwards time travel, when they are in the other dimension type place they hear voices from the (at that point in time) past, but also things that haven't happened yet like hearing things said by Rey, Luke, kylo etc :icon_neutral:

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:53 am

Sounds like a right mess.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:54 am

Im probably not explaining it very well, this might be clearer.

https://screenrant.com/star-wars-rebels ... ce-powers/

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:19 am


“Answers the questions about the force that TLJ asked” apparently :icon_rolleyes: :wave: :hmm: :picardfacepalm:
What were you/they referring to with this? The other dimension/time travel stuff? Are they saying Luke used that to astral travel? Or something else?
Just lifted it off Twitter

Sounds like a complete fuck up

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:53 am

I watched the latest episode on go movies earlier, turns out it was the episode prior to this..


Ezra is told to go to the Jedi temple by 3 giant talking wolves :spaz:

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:28 pm

There is a rumour developing that many things in Last Jedi have a striking similarity to some fan fiction that came out just after the Force Awakens.

http://scavengersholocron.com/category/ ... last-jedi/

I'm not sure that despite Rian Johnson being a complete hack, even he would have figured out that some internet nerds would spot that, surely? It does seem very suspect though...and he's basically admitted that he got the idea for the Force hologram thing from some shitty stocking filler Star Wars book of facts or whatever :picardfacepalm: :spaz:

I hope no cunt buys this blu ray of the film.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:42 pm

Fucks sake, and then this



Johnson then came out and said that someone gave him a copy of the book before production started and that it's really good.

So another (shit, oh so fucking shit) idea lifted from a stocking filler Star Wars book.

This cunt needs to be shitcanned super quick.

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby Damie Karras » Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:42 pm

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Re: Disney Star Wars

Postby VAN HALEN » Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:52 pm

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

I am proper triggered by this fucking smug chancer cunt :picardfacepalm:


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