Disney Star Wars

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Just to make it clear, I am wanking my dick to an 8 inch nubbin over the new Star Wars film.

I bet Dave has already bummed the fuck out of a toy porg

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Their deffo going for a side swap. These trailers have been nowhere near as good as the ones for TFA though.

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There's a shit ton of new short trailers with the odd new footage.

[Damie Karras]

Haha, Chewie doing what we were all thinking

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I might buy one just to kick the shit out of it.

And have sex with.

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What do we make of this then? Genuine? It's basically just the supposed opening crawl so spoiler alert. It seems genuine but if it is then it's a bit rubbish imho

Embed you fucker

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No fucking way is that real

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Got to be Snoke's SD in this

[Damie Karras]

Seems there’s a few new bits out tonight

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I remember being so pissed off at two years for the new film and now it's here. Two years goes to quick.

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I remember being so pissed off at two years for the new film and now it's here. Two years goes to quick.

I was thinking similar the other day. I'm still not that excited for this one yet, weirdly.

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I suppose TFA was the first Star Wars film in ages and looked great in the trailers.

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And another one

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Should have deleted the fucking lot.

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Had to argue with that tbf