The clocks go back tonight

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby darkvoid » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:50 am

Mate, GET OUT NOW!! They hold all the cards and they fuck you over!

On a positive note it gives me more time to beast MW3 when it's out.

You're not married right?
nope and neither of us are even slightly intrested in gettin hitched. Have 2 kids and dont need a piece of paper to prove our loyality /commitment to each other
we did each get a ring tattooed on our wedding finger but thats about it. We`re both happy the way things are :nodding:
Brendan, the end is nigh :icon_thumbsup:

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:50 am

Don't underestimate how handsome I am Void.

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Rafatolah » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:51 am

Mate, GET OUT NOW!! They hold all the cards and they fuck you over!

On a positive note it gives me more time to beast MW3 when it's out.

You're not married right?
nope and neither of us are even slightly intrested in gettin hitched. Have 2 kids and dont need a piece of paper to prove our loyality /commitment to each other
we did each get a ring tattooed on our wedding finger but thats about it. We`re both happy the way things are :nodding:
Good man. Keep it that way then!
Imagine if you had two foreskins.................. :hmm:

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby darkvoid » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:55 am

Don't underestimate how handsome I am Void.
to a blind sheep suffering from mad cow desease (or whatever the sheep equivalent is) who has 3 gammy legs maybe might find you kinda sexy after 7 or 8 bottle of bud :nodding:
Brendan, the end is nigh :icon_thumbsup:

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Rafatolah » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:58 am

Tbf I'd bone Dave. Do you swallow Dave?
Imagine if you had two foreskins.................. :hmm:

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Postby Damie Karras » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:00 am

dave would drink anything if you put it in a pint glass

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:05 am

Daves drinking abilities put mine in the shade. I've been on the cunt with him, he makes me look like a whimpering, quivering little rabbits sphincter. Him >>>>> me tbh tbf
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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:22 am

What the fuck is going on now?

It's not like I'm going to go down on my knees while you all wank off onto my submissive tongu..........Oh. I see what's going on here. You chaps are all thinking....































































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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:28 am

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby darkvoid » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:29 am

Daves drinking abilities put mine in the shade. I've been on the cunt with him, he makes me look like a whimpering, quivering little rabbits sphincter. Him >>>>> me tbh tbf
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FUCK YOU IN THE SHITTER WHILE YOU SLEPT IT OFF

What the fuck is going on now?

It's not like I'm going to go down on my knees while you all wank off onto my submissive tongu..........Oh. I see what's going on here. You chaps are all thinking....






























































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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:30 am

He ruddy did you know.

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:32 am

He's really not my type.

He's from Milton Keynes.

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:34 am

Bit upmarket for you, tramps in parks is your usual drinking partners/fuck buddies. Don't try and deny it.

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:36 am

Don't get upset, it's just that your white cardigan and iphone make it obvious to what you like.

Mens bums and dicks. I'm saying you like mens bums and dicks.
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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:15 pm

I woke and and though "Shit, it's quarter to ten, I'd better get up"

It was only quarter to nine :icon_smug:

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby VAN HALEN » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:25 pm

Why can't the clocks go back EVERY weekend :icon_frown:

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:57 pm

Considering travelling Marko myself after breaking up with the missus. Probably just fuck off on my own. Need to save a bit more.
Absolutely the best thing to do after a break up i reckon, thats what i did after my ex. But just getting out and seeing the world any time is good but i felt the freedom i had was the motivation to go. Get saving mate head to Oz you can get more work there and a shed load of muff to boot.

I fortunately saved enough from Oz that i can and probably will fuck off to New Zealand after a month or two back or maybe kick around till the summer for my sisters wedding which i can wear that suit i got made out here to :toppa: then live there, love to work a season in the moutains snowboarding and that. I went snowboarding....TEN YEARS ago :iconuhohshakeylp0: love to do it again.

AS for leaving your job..."The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:08 pm

What's the time?

Oh, it's only five past eleven :icon_surprised:

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:38 am

It's pretty dark here now. Getting to the time of year where you barely see daylight because you're stuck at work all day.

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RE: The clocks go back tonight

Postby VAN HALEN » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:01 am

The extra hour last night was nice but it is glum as fuck that it gets dark so early now. My job lets me get plenty of daylight though :icon_smug:

Oh well, pub soon :cheekyfingers:


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