See, I love Snoop, but...

[VAN HALEN]

He's doing some dogshit show and he hs a Man U shirt on.

Thats pretty horsecock but to top it off he has FERDINAND on the back

Ferdinand is such a fucking ligger cunt, I hate him. I hate him hard for polluting Snoop in this fashion.

Fuck him FUCK HIM HARD, duck billed cunt.

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

He's doing some dogshit show and he hs a Man U shirt on.

Thats pretty horsecock but to top it off he has FERDINAND on the back

Ferdinand is such a fucking ligger cunt, I hate him. I hate him hard for polluting Snoop in this fashion.

Fuck him FUCK HIM HARD, duck billed cunt.

Yeah man i saw a pic of Snoop in a United shirt in a UK copy of Nuts my mate found at Melbourne airport and bought back with him and it was what i needed to see that mag cus the Oz version of Zoo is paint and they don't do Nuts over here

Anyways i saw that pic and i was like WTF whats he doing with it on ? that Rio cunt has merked him there tbh

[VAN HALEN]

Rio has definitely got his ballerina claws into him there, merked bruv etc, not good.

So Zoo is paint over there? ts prety fucking ropey here in fairness, it must be proper chuffpipe over in Ozland then


Ooooh some ropey bird from Skegness with windblown nipples bigger than Daves' skidders, woooo, then a few pics of fully clothed Megan Fox and the like, thats going to make me part with my hard earnd £1.70

rather spend it on Srongbow and Old Holborn tbh tbf

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

Rio has definitely got his ballerina claws into him there, merked bruv etc, not good.

So Zoo is paint over there? ts prety fucking ropey here in fairness, it must be proper chuffpipe over in Ozland then


Ooooh some ropey bird from Skegness with windblown nipples bigger than Daves' skidders, woooo, then a few pics of fully clothed Megan Fox and the like, thats going to make me part with my hard earnd £1.70

rather spend it on Srongbow and Old Holborn tbh tbf

Yeah it's proper wankstain Zoo here not even worthy tbh

[VAN HALEN]

Yet I still get it once in a while :picard:

Anyway listen you globetrotting fucker, when you get back and get yourself soreted there's no excuse for us not to go for some booze and shenanigans.

We're literally 25 mins drive away from each other, never realised it was so close til I started going there loads for work.

I'm proposing a proper man-date playa, don't leave a wigga hangin'

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Wigga left me hangin'

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

This bromance is on mutha. Sorry preparing and now eating a brunch of instant noodles of cheese and bread but it's ok cusi had a proper nice curry last night.