Movies thread

[Damie Karras]

So the karate kid then...

It's only better than the original
Smith dispite looking like a smug little prick actually plays the part really well and jackie chan is excellent as the teacher
Really worth a watch


I say all this but my cinema going experience was ruined by herself. At the top of her voice, from 2 seats over, mid-movie she shouts "did you fart?"
I hadn't!
I said "NO!" but the damage was done and 2 people in front moved to another part of the cinema, I've never been so embarrassed in all my life

Murder in the car park afterwards I tell you

[Darth Raiden]

it be a dvd watch for me cinemas are rip offs

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

I have to say Dub that sounds like a very generous verdict on a film that from what i can gather is pretty much dog shit and is another film that didn't need a remake or if you are going to remake it don't call it Karate Kid if the lead gets taught Kung-fu. fucking hell.

Watched Hard to Kill tuther day. a Seagal classic tbf

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[Damie Karras]

Its called Kung Fu kid in Asian countries apparantly

[Macho Man Randy Savage]

That makes more sense that. Tbf i aint seen it so i cant really past judgement . i mean i might like it. i doubt it though

Also watched Pulp Fiction i think for the first time in its entirety the other week. A stunning piece of cinema in many ways

[Damie Karras]

That makes more sense that. Tbf i aint seen it so i cant really past judgement . i mean i might like it. i doubt it though

Also watched Pulp Fiction i think for the first time in its entirety the other week. A stunning piece of cinema in many ways

Tbf its only called karate kid because fat Americans can't get their fat heads around the fact there is more than one kind of martial art

I know you like your retro 80s vibe so this might not be for you, but as remakes go it's actually one of the better ones

[VAN HALEN]

I heard it was going to be called Kung Fu kid but the makers of Kung Fu Panda thought it sounded too similar

I'm quite looking forward to watching it actually.

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Have you seen the trailer for The Human Centipede?

Probably a shit film, but the idea of it from the trailer give me the shits
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[VAN HALEN]

Gave you the shits even more you mean, pebbledashed undies.

I'm watching Avatar because it doesn't take much thought or concentration and looks great on blu.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

I seen that trailer on a site and it was titled 'Worst upcoming films' or something like that, does look abit

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

I proved last weekend that I don't stain my grundies.

That film could be shit, but the pictures of them sewn mouth to arse gets me.

[VAN HALEN]

that looks fucked up actually

They give too much away in trailers though.

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

I have watched that 'A Serbian Film' three times now so I should be able to watch these sort of films with ease

[VAN HALEN]

3 times!

In the name of Jebus, why?

[Van Halen are Fucking Pump]

Not heard of that.

Do I want to know what its about?

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

3 times!

In the name of Jebus, why?

I find it entertaining it's just a really bad shock film and as disturbing as it is it's very watchable, a lot of boobies in it too

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Not heard of that.

Do I want to know what its about?

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[VAN HALEN]

Furry muff. I'll give it a go when my brains working better

[Le Cut Inside Mane]

Fair playage. Just get your mental block ready for the baby bit, third time I watched it it was as bad as the first time.

[VAN HALEN]

Whatever you may think of the film, avatar just looks the tits on blu