When holls go shit

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When holls go shit

Postby Lap » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:28 am

Me and my younger lad got seriously fucked up with a bad under current today
Am in bits still tbh but thankful to someone i don’t know seen our shit and that we got pulled out . I fucked up .

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Aug 20, 2018 7:41 am

What do you mean “fucked up”? Beaten up or mad drunk?

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Lap » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:05 am

The sea was so violent today I told them no swimming as it was so bad. After staying safe all day the young lad talked me into wadding where a couple of dozen people were. Went in but the current sucked us into a deep hole , Too deep to stand . No way of swimming . Kept a hold of the little man and when surfacing screamed my lungs out for help.a bloke seen us and a team of lifeguards got us . I owe them our lives .im not exaggerating. I’m fucked up .Fucked up As a father

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Damie Karras » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:17 am

Holy shit

These things happen, I know you’re shook at the moment but there’s no blame in these situations

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Mon Aug 20, 2018 6:22 pm

Yeah, you weren't to know. Sounds bad though.

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Lap » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:30 am

Still freaked about it a day after - a few tears shed last night. So many things pointed as to why it was fucking stupid to go in . Firstly a couple of hours earlier we had sat beside a father and son at the next table in the restaurant at lunch .no sign of the Mum but when she finally appears she says something which sends the kid into serious wailing . On leaving I went over to touch the father on the shoulder as a means of support. He told me the kids grandfather was pulled from the water a couple of km down the beach they were all at earlier .His mother had just returned to say he’d died in hospital. Drowned.
Secondly, I’m a fucking trained life guard and should know the power of an angry sea. Yet still I went in and despite being a very strong swimmer was completely overwhelmed. If there is a silver lining everyone of us now know , don’t fuck with the sea. Pass this message on as i Honestly believed I was strong enough and smart enough to stay clear of under currents .

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:06 am

Sounds terrifying, so I'm not surprised you're still thinking about it. Never been in that situation myself.

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Roly » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:08 am

Mad stuff man.

I was a life guard once and thought no water could fuck with me.untill our last visit to Australia and was stuck in the current for 30 mins on a bobyboard.could I fuck go anywhere until I finally managed get out.

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:57 am

Where did it happen?

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Lap » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:13 am

Los boliches ( costa del sol Spain )

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby spy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:18 am

Los Boliches? Im.off there on Saturday! Is the sea bad?? Kids are too small to go in too far but will not risk it.
Had a similar experience with the missus in Thailand a few years ago. Luckily we got spotted by one of the boats and got pulled out

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:21 am

Well I'm never going in the sea again.

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Lap » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:55 am

Howdy Vin, it’s a mad place for tides/ moon etc
seen it on Saturday brewing up and called it was going to be shit on Sunday.
Will be ok I reckon when you’re here on Saturday. You’ll know by the looks of it. WhT time you here on Saturday if you fancy a pint???

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby spy » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:23 pm

We land at about 3.30pm. Will be at the apartment by around 5.00ish depending on how quickly we can get out from the airport. So around 6 i would say... will you be around??

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Postby Van Halen are Fucking Pump » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:52 pm

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Macho Man Randy Savage » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:17 pm

:pounditrotate:

I came up against some really strong tide in Western Australia. I was snorkelling, basically out there on my own as a secluded spot, no lifeguards around, I drifted to far out and was kind of on a corner with cross currents. Started to be pulled out, I shit myself but just had to front crawl like a demon and focus on getting back to shore, I was totally knackered at the end. It shook me as well, you start questioning your judgement etc. Live and you learn etc etc.

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Lap » Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:42 am

We land at about 3.30pm. Will be at the apartment by around 5.00ish depending on how quickly we can get out from the airport. So around 6 i would say... will you be around??

Should be good for an hour or so , it’s our last night so will be a busy one . Will pm you my mobile , let me know how you’re getting on .

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby spy » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:00 am

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Re: When holls go shit

Postby Lap » Mon Aug 27, 2018 8:04 am

Hey Vin just seen this in my pm outbox , it’s not sent shit Sorry man if you were awaiting my contact details
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Re: When holls go shit

Postby spy » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:34 am

No worries by the time we settled in it wouldve have been too late to meet

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