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I use cabs like that all the time, first time I've ever seen a paedomohammedcam and a protective bubble round the fucking beard driving. Felt like flying a plane into it for lulz

BUMPAGE

Am I allowed to specify an English driver when booking?

Figured that would be seen as racist and I'd get hung drawn and quartered and then fed to sharks and then burned to atoms or something

Private hire cab

No thank fuck

Been there a few times. Its lovely smelling curry at 8 am

My anger is fizzling out a bit now. I'll probably regret this ranting in the morning but dear me do muslols get on my fucking tits. Foul, disgusting people.

Not antagonise the people who have graciously given me employment, a roof over my head and a safer and more pleasant place to live. Either that take a job in a place where I'm not hated Seems pretty simple tbh I should have shoved that camera up his fucking shitpipe and forcefed the cunt a shoulder ...

I'd give them a merry old time as they tried to take me down tbf

Happy belated birthday old son

One part of me says I shouldn't feel this way

But the other, more instinctual, more right part of me says I wish the holy war would fucking start already so we can fuck these insidious rats off back to their mud flats and ridiculous cunt religion and diseases

Fucking muslims

Best WUMS of all time

Just got a taxi back from the pub, got in, there's like this bubble plastic thing round the (muslim, obv, :wanker: ) driver, and two webcam type cameras stuck in my face. Like I'm the fucking poisonous vermin or something Genuinely had to talk myself out of hurting the horrible cunt Now feel impoten...

Have you heard the new Down EP?

So so good. I went to see them the other night, very very good. Anselmo didn't even talk to much shite between songs.

The video for Witchtripper is cracking

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Neither and both - its up to the woman/couple what decision they make, who the fuck are you or I to say what they should or shouldn't do.

Personally I'd be fucked off I'd been so careless but wouldn't have a problem with it, I'd even let her use one of my coathangers.

I reckon Rio will be gone after this. He's an attention seeking cunt and his litany of shite is now worse than Beckham's was at Man U, I reckon this is it. NO-ONE EMBARRASSES FERGUSON

Borat's Mrs, really?

The way she wiggles her arse in that lycra

You must know who that is you bent cunt.

I don't, tell me pls

And you smell of tramps jism.

The music is irrelevant, you were creaming over having two drummers. I give you two drummers and a bird with big tits and you turn it down for an eighties gaylord highwayman, I shouldn't really be surprised tbf

Rather watch an eighties ponce prance around in makeup pretending to be a pirate

What's next, Culture Club? Glitter? No-one wants to be in your gang

Snoogans