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by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:42 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: I was starving but now I'm not
Replies: 3
Views: 789

RE: I was starving but now I'm not

My mrs who (loves eating anything lamb ) asked me last week

What happens to sheep which are no longer lambs? :icon_razz:
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:37 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: Women u suspect could piss frontwards into a urinal like a man only not a man/tv/ts
Replies: 13
Views: 2061

RE: Women u suspect could piss frontwards into a urinal like a man only not a man/tv/ts

Apols for altering your reply.

But i have a few mates who have bragged about bagging a squirter.

Yeah right.

Pissy witches.
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:23 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: TEH FUCKING MUSIC THREAD ft loads of.....well tbh ...... shit
Replies: 2878
Views: 1014154

RE: Its only TEH FUCKING MUSIC THREAD

Raises hand.





Fucking sounds like something our prince would say :icon_redface:
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:16 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: scouts
Replies: 8
Views: 2591

RE: scouts

mmm,, :67s6qro:
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:09 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: scouts
Replies: 8
Views: 2591

scouts

OK- NESV :adore:

Forgot to tell kenny they found an extra 10-15m they had set aside for transfers.
Wages not over 100k
Who would you suggest for the Jan window?


Me..arshavin for 10
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:05 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: Women u suspect could piss frontwards into a urinal like a man only not a man/tv/ts
Replies: 13
Views: 2061

RE: Women u suspect could piss frontwards into a urinal like a man only not a man/tv/ts

Actually

Have any of you had a "squirter?"

Its bollox i reckon- pelvic floor issues really.
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:14 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Skrtyl
Replies: 16
Views: 4979

RE: Skrtyl

The green kit bit made me laugh, but it must have been a collective decision to say it. I can only think that it was a fingers up to the English really. Tonight was only the second time I'd heard of it though, so I'm not an expert, and like I say, we can't be held responsable (crickey) for our gove...
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:04 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Skrtyl
Replies: 16
Views: 4979

RE: Skrtyl

Not sure we were "the only ones" but I'm thinking the reasoning was down to- 1) we'd just finished our own conflict with british forces 2) said conflict started a civil war in Ireland 3) we were/are a neutral country so we weren't taking sides :rollol: 4) Ze Germans promised to wear green...
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:59 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: Women u suspect could piss frontwards into a urinal like a man only not a man/tv/ts
Replies: 13
Views: 2061

RE: Women u suspect could piss frontwards into a urinal like a man only not a man/tv/ts

Holly Willoughbys mate who always says ... mate

Horrible.

Leave Davina alone- she looks great on the hair products we sell on her behalf.
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:47 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: FAO CJ
Replies: 12
Views: 2459

RE: FAO CJ

We should all go into that wedding dressed as vampires tomorrow :icon_lol:
Wedding was today i thought.
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:46 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Skrtyl
Replies: 16
Views: 4979

RE: Skrtyl

the only country to offer its condolences to Nazi Germany when news of Hitlers death was announced Now I don't hold it against anyone. That would be as bad as the BP thing in the states. Well, not as bad. Why did they do that though? Don't answer that chaps. I'm being a cunt. Its a question that ha...
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:32 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: FAO CJ
Replies: 12
Views: 2459

RE: FAO CJ

Lar, Dub ,Bren

Shelbourne for midnight?
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:29 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Skrtyl
Replies: 16
Views: 4979

RE: Skrtyl

skrtyl was immense for them tonight tbf

he just looks like a cunt was the point i was trying to make....badly
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:28 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Skrtyl
Replies: 16
Views: 4979

RE: Skrtyl

i know

but we aint that place


anyway , back to happier shit - i didnt mean to start anything like that
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:15 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Skrtyl
Replies: 16
Views: 4979

RE: Skrtyl

ah yes.

good old ireland

the only country to offer its condolences to Nazi Germany when news of Hitlers death was announced
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:54 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Skrtyl
Replies: 16
Views: 4979

Skrtyl

Seeing him tonight in another teams colours i for the first time realised what a cunt he looks and acts.
Wonder does he realise how much he looks like a fully paid up member of a certain organisation which promotes nationalism.
Someone should have a word
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 6:48 am
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Bulglolaria vs. Engloland
Replies: 32
Views: 10175

RE: Bulglolaria vs. Engloland

Yeah wtf with the booo shite.
Fuckin south side
by Lap
Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:20 am
Forum: 4thelulz
Topic: It's Thursday night and I'm having a wank with my headphones
Replies: 10
Views: 3736

RE: It's Thursday night and I'm having a wank with my headphones

[my-youtube width=425 height=344][/my-youtube]

Came across this last night - not heard it in a long time.
Still deadly.
by Lap
Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:50 pm
Forum: Football Forum
Topic: Fucking brilliant
Replies: 16
Views: 5059

RE: Fucking brilliant

Its not immedately obvious.

5 X Euros

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