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I used to go to one every Monday night and something similar happened. Some girl came on and utterly bombed. All you could here was the other comedians in the corner laughing as loud as they could to over compensate for the complete silence in the rest of the room. Felt sorry for her, but she was sh...

I reckon she knows what's she's doing there.

*Sticks bomb under seat 167*

That says 2011. You've gone and bought last years ticket

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has stressed there will be no transfers in or out the club before the window closes. Despite the Reds being linked with a host of players over the last few weeks the Scot, who had previously intimated he did not expect much activity, said there was no business being...

The general consensus seems to be it's fake tan from sweating rather than horrible period. She'll get asked about it soon enough. It's nowhere near as bad as the bint from Black Eye Peas pissing herself on stage.

Well I didn't touch any booze for four weeks and I appear to have put some weight on.

Still feeling a bit shit from the all dayer on Saturday, so I might try my luck round there tonight just to run it off.

Don;t know if I mentioned it, but I went round the gym three times during last week, but it was far too busy for me to get on anything so I came home early every time. I hope it's just the January rush and they'll all fuck off again soon, but I've never seen it this busy before. I had done really we...

Not a starter though is he?

I don't know. He offered no goal threat, but he certainly covered some grass, and he can play in a few different positions. Not great at passing either and loved getting booked.

There has been talk of Benitez taking over at Real when Mourinho leaves as well. That should piss Alonso off, so maybe we can have them both back.

Could be true. Rednapp was interested in him before we bought him.

I think we might get someone in. They haven't denied that Carrol story from this morning, and I notice it's not in the transfer rumours section of the website.

Yep.

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The only reason we're in with a chance is that Chelsea and Arsenal have kept dropping points. Think back to Arsenal awful start to the season. They're still ahead of us.

Our inability to score will cost us this season.

Twitter's shite and I fucking hate Morgan.

Europa League for us next year mate.

Another penalty now.

Oh bollocks.